Last night one of the research students decided to celebrate her absence of roommates by having a few people over for that classic empty-house-event—a Jane Austen night!
The first priority of the evening, besides munching on sugar-based confections and drinking wine, was to take one of those Cosmo-esque quizzes to determine your Jane Austen alter ego. Questions ran from who was your fairy tale doppelganger (Tinkerbelle), your movie star icon (Marilyn Monroe) and your reaction should a guy not call you (curse his name and go drinking with girlfriends). These are the type of answers I gave, and, somehow they led to me being pegged as a Lydia Bennet. Good god. It's time to re-examine my life.
Now, we all know that, when it comes to board games invented by my friends, Clairegammon: The Battle for Candyland will always be my one true love. I don't think any game that combines pictionary, cranium, Claire and Elizabeth's irrefutable opinions on life, drinking, drawing on people, racing cars AND glitter covered dinosaurs will ever seriously be threatened. But, if something were to challenge, Austenopoly would put up a noble fight.

The game, invented by our hostess and laid out according to Monopoly framework sees six Austen heroines (Emma, Elinor, Marianne, Jane Fairfax, Jane Bennet and Elizabeth) working their way around the board, picking up property, suitors and acquaintances. If you land on someone else's property, you have to give them an acquaintance or suitor, but otherwise you just pick things up. What you have to be careful of are landing on "plot twist" squares, because those are usually terrible ("Your sister has eloped, bringing shame on your family! Lose all of your suitors and acquaintances and return to the beginning," "Killer Gypsies attack! Whoever has Harriet Smith must immediately give her up," "You go to London to get a haircut. Skip a turn.") though occasionally can help you out ("Your walk to Netherfield brings such a sparkle to your eyes, Mr. Darcy immediately abandons his owner for you"). You also have to be careful not to be sent to Bath, which is Austenopoloy's version of jail.
Cards are color coded and someone wins when they collect all the suitors, acquaintances and properties in their assigned color scheme. Team Marianne Dashwood was victorious last night, but only because Sunny drew the terrible "lose everything" plot twist card right before completing her set. It was heartbreaking, but also hilarious.
Night ended with a screening of my favorite of all Austen film adaptations (and, I think, my favorite of her books), 'Sense and Sensibility.' Emma Thompson is just...the greatest thing ever and the movie is, as Freelancer put it, "England porn." Rolling hills and coded glances and lots of tea? Yepp, sounds about right.
Also, our hostess pointed out that the Shakestitute is a lot like a Jane Austen novel in that nothing happens but all of that nothing starts to mean LOTS of things. Too true.